you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She told me I should be a condom model.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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