omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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