Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
is wine microwaveable?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
