If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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