Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Buhtt sex?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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