I am in a vortex of obligation.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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