just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
