I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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