Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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