Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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