Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I want to fling myself into the sun
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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