I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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