I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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