Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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