how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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