i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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