We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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