maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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