It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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