i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
you had me at cake vodka
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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