I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories