here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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