And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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