the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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