and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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