2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I deserve this hangover.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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