That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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