Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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