I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
There's even glitter on my cock...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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