I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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