have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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