I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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