didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
