You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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