haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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