Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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