I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
one might say we're banned from that church
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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