I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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