carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I think your dad took our porno
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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