I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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