If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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