so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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