I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you didnt know i had herpes?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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