??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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