He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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