I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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