Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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