Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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