Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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