arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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