What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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