I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?