my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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