You're completely useless in the revolution.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
they're like a gay fantastic four
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me