That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.