Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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