He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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