problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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