Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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