I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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