Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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