I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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