Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Randomize