Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Come on in and take your pants off
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