Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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